Trying to get checked in and this kid kept insisting on showing me this dog. Kid, I am a dog. I know what a dog is. Now, put that dog inside here and I will show you how to remove the fluffy.
(Editors note: This kid made it all the way through the TSA bag check and almost behind the check in counter before security sprang into action. Still not sure if he is flying solo or if his parents were just too busy to keep him occupied)
Stay tuned for the Chi-town post.