work work work

Not much new to report. Just trying to get some work done but this dude always has the camera in my face. Come on buddy, dog park?

WTF!!

I seem to have misplaced my nads. I totally need them back. If you find them, please return them ASAP, no questions asked. I should have had them microchipped. Ryan obviously doesn't want me to find them, he has me rigged with this airplane pillow device. Yeah, it helps for running into walls but I can't get under there to see what the hell is going on. Granted it's better than the Space Quaker cone that I woke up with after I was abducted by aliens last week. Oh, yeah I was totally abducted by aliens. I woke up and had this sound tube thing on and my arm was shaved into like a reverse sweat band kind of thing. So, yeah I'll take the head floatie. Hmm, maybe the aliens have my nads. Anyways, that's about it for now. A few pics updated.

My new pad

This is the command post where I am planning my attack on the squirrels. They like to zip around while I'm in the middle of my morning "outside" session. I need my quiet time so I can focus and
get things done. Squirrels gotta go.

East bound and down

So, it's been nearly a month since I gave the orders to head East. I was a little confused about the whole process, but it turns out that I got to ride in the plane in a slightly more comfortable box.

Moving Day: Post 4

Trying to get checked in and this kid kept insisting on showing me this dog. Kid, I am a dog. I know what a dog is. Now, put that dog inside here and I will show you how to remove the fluffy.

(Editors note: This kid made it all the way through the TSA bag check and almost behind the check in counter before security sprang into action. Still not sure if he is flying solo or if his parents were just too busy to keep him occupied)

Stay tuned for the Chi-town post.

Moving Day: Post 3

OK, this whole flying thing is for the birds. Literally, figuratively, all that.

Moving Day: Post 2

9:30 Am: I am rudely awakened to be reminded that we are indeed going to be flying and I need to pack my goods. I suggest napping till about noon but I am over ruled. I am also subjected to no less than 5 "LIVE From New York it's Saturday Night Turbo..." style jokes from Ryan. Hilarious.

Moving Day: Post 1

9AM getting some sack time before the big adventure begins. My compliments to Staybridge Suites for the lux digs. So, Ryan keeps saying that we are going to be flying. Um, what is that exactly?

Nice. Snow! It's great for running around in, smelling, eating, and of course annoying Ryan!

Here are my top 3 things I like about snow:
1) Melting it with whiz. At least 7 times per day.
2) Making Ryan plow through it f0r hours while I contemplate EXACTLY where to aim the whiz.
3) Actually that's it. Let's get this "spring" thing going. I'm done freezing my boys off every time I squat down to take a deuce.

What is this?! SUNSHINE!!!!!

First of all, sorry about the lack of updates. Ryan has suspended my computer privileges. Apparently, using his credit card to purchase some choice Canadian noms is a no-no.

I have updated the Worthy Adversaries photo album and have added a new one with a few pics from the last couple of weeks. He keeps talking about moving to a place called Connecticut....Dunno, will post again when I have a chance.

Dog Park!

So, I have been teaching Ryan some new tricks this week. He is learning that when I run full speed into the closet door where the leash hangs, he needs to go outside. He is doing pretty well but seems confused when I want him to go out like 10 times every hour. Anyways, after a few hours of this training on Saturday he decided to taxi me to the dog park. Nice. I started a couple of new photo albums. Be sure to check out the one called Worthy Adversaries. It's full of toys that have talked trash and paid the price.

Back to lazy

So, as you may know, a rouge chicken tried to overthrow Turbo Nation this week. Not to worry. You can see in my latest Photo Album update he was dealt with. Other than that, all the snow around my house melted. This is good because I need to eat as many leaves and other random crap for no reason as possible. Videos are on the way.

I have this chicken under control

Spy Cam footage of the Chicken takeover. Everything is back to normal....for now....

BaaAAAAck! Bak Bak BBaaaCkk!!! (Obey Chicken Nacho)

Cluck! BlllaaAAAAkkk! Bak Baaaak bakk! cluck cluck cluck BLAAAAkkk bak caaakk!
(I am Chicken Nacho. I have taken over this blog. Do not struggle and you will not be harmed. I have rendered Turbo helpless and now you must follow only me. Chicken Nacho.

Hello Turbo Nation!

Got a little snow this week. I wasn't too sure about it but I realized that you can totally eat this stuff. It's not bad. Kind of like grass flavored ice cream. Avoid the yellow variety. I also got a new bachelor pad. Real sweet. Two doors, sheep skin rug. It's tight. I added a new album over on the right. Also, scroll down and sign up to follow me. Heeeel.

Work?

My first day at work. This smells like coffee and BS.

Hello World!

Hi! I'm Turbo Nacho. I live in Rogers Arkansas with my roommate Ryan. He is pretty cool. A little stingy with the treats but pretty cool. I will update this blog from time to time. I sleep like 18 hours a day so I can't make any promises, but I plan to do a weekly update. I know my people can't get enough of the Turbo.