Nice. Snow! It's great for running around in, smelling, eating, and of course annoying Ryan!

Here are my top 3 things I like about snow:
1) Melting it with whiz. At least 7 times per day.
2) Making Ryan plow through it f0r hours while I contemplate EXACTLY where to aim the whiz.
3) Actually that's it. Let's get this "spring" thing going. I'm done freezing my boys off every time I squat down to take a deuce.

What is this?! SUNSHINE!!!!!

First of all, sorry about the lack of updates. Ryan has suspended my computer privileges. Apparently, using his credit card to purchase some choice Canadian noms is a no-no.

I have updated the Worthy Adversaries photo album and have added a new one with a few pics from the last couple of weeks. He keeps talking about moving to a place called Connecticut....Dunno, will post again when I have a chance.

Dog Park!

So, I have been teaching Ryan some new tricks this week. He is learning that when I run full speed into the closet door where the leash hangs, he needs to go outside. He is doing pretty well but seems confused when I want him to go out like 10 times every hour. Anyways, after a few hours of this training on Saturday he decided to taxi me to the dog park. Nice. I started a couple of new photo albums. Be sure to check out the one called Worthy Adversaries. It's full of toys that have talked trash and paid the price.

Back to lazy

So, as you may know, a rouge chicken tried to overthrow Turbo Nation this week. Not to worry. You can see in my latest Photo Album update he was dealt with. Other than that, all the snow around my house melted. This is good because I need to eat as many leaves and other random crap for no reason as possible. Videos are on the way.

I have this chicken under control

Spy Cam footage of the Chicken takeover. Everything is back to normal....for now....

BaaAAAAck! Bak Bak BBaaaCkk!!! (Obey Chicken Nacho)

Cluck! BlllaaAAAAkkk! Bak Baaaak bakk! cluck cluck cluck BLAAAAkkk bak caaakk!
(I am Chicken Nacho. I have taken over this blog. Do not struggle and you will not be harmed. I have rendered Turbo helpless and now you must follow only me. Chicken Nacho.

Hello Turbo Nation!

Got a little snow this week. I wasn't too sure about it but I realized that you can totally eat this stuff. It's not bad. Kind of like grass flavored ice cream. Avoid the yellow variety. I also got a new bachelor pad. Real sweet. Two doors, sheep skin rug. It's tight. I added a new album over on the right. Also, scroll down and sign up to follow me. Heeeel.